Note Under Windshield

I bashed in your bumper and your break lights. Sorry. I was pulling into the spot behind you and I noticed your bumper stickers and rammed you before I could stop myself. It wasn’t the political ones that set me off, for the record. I’m embarrassed to admit it was ‘Virginia is for Lovers.’ Haven’t seen many lovers around lately. Maybe you know where they’re hiding? Maybe it’s easier to find lovers in a Mercedes than a Ford Taurus. You’ll be looking for them via bicycle now. Maybe I shouldn’t be…is a note written on a napkin admissible in court?