Wednesday, January 4, 2012

IN THE FUTURE MTV WILL SHOW NOTHING BUT CLOSE-UP SHOTS OF VAGINAS

The women will all be between the ages of seventeen and twenty-four, and there will be a ticker that runs at the bottom of the screen advertising video games and ring tones. At first, it will be faddish for celebrities to try and get their vaginas on the air. The executive who chooses the vaginas will receive gift baskets with photographs attached and endless pics via text. It’ll ruin his marriage. Eventually, people will start getting bored with nothing but tight close-ups of vaginas. This channel used to show butts, people will say. But then they went and sold out.

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