Meanwhile, His Date Thought He'd Left Her

He was in a movie theater bathroom. After twenty minutes he called for help, but no one came. Would you? Run into a bathroom where a man was screaming? At twenty-five minutes he wondered where all this moisture could be coming from. The stream stayed steady, he’d missed the end of the movie. Perhaps he’d taken on the piss of the world. He was going for everyone. Productivity would skyrocket worldwide, and the theater bathroom would become a shrine where pilgrims would come beg for a chance to hold his dick while he slept. Piss on, he thought. Piss forever.