Wednesday, January 4, 2012

SANTA CAWS

There was an accident at Santa’s Workshop. Santa’s mind was switched with a parrot's. The accident occurred while Santa was in his office. An elf came in to talk to him. We need to finalize the naughty list, said the elf. Finalize the list, said Santa. The elf didn’t know Santa had a parrot mind. Yes, said the elf. Finalize the list, said Santa. Me? the elf asked. Really? He was proud that Santa trusted him with such an important job. As for the parrot with Santa’s mind, it died quickly once exposed to the harsh terrain of the frozen north.

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